Be a kid.
Money is not success.
Don’t put anything inside someone unless they say its ok.
Don’t buy another round of drinks until everyone has finished.
Poo is not paint.
Country music is not cool. Ever.
Foreskins are not meant to stretch that far.
It doesn’t matter how hot she looks, someone else is sick of her shit.
People are cool, unless they prove otherwise.
Girls are smarter than you, and they have more words at their disposal to prove the point with.
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